Favorite TMI/TID quotes

Will Herondale: Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck
Jace Herondale: She just asked if she could touch my mango
Jem Carstairs: Don't say you are sorry, say you'll train with me
Tessa Gray: Are you highly intoxicated at the moment?
Clary Fray: I figured all your classes were stuff like Slaughter 101 and Beheading for Beginners
Magnus Bane: The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self
Izzy Lightwood: Is the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl
Alec Lightwood: I‘m a demon hunter, clearly, I am not afraid of the dark
Max Lightwood: Do people ever climb the demon towers? Like, for any reason?
Simon Lewis: The nod means, 'I' am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass
Sebastian Morgenstern: You asked me who I belong to. I belong to you
Charlotte Branwell: if you set yourself on fire deliberately, I will institute divorce proceedings
Henry Branwell: You love me, too, Lottie?
Luke Garroway: Why would I have a spider? Do I look like someone who would collect them?
Jessamine Lovelace: What’s the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots?
Cecily Herondale: You know, you really didn’t have to throw that man through the window
Sophie Collins: It's all right to love someone who doesn't love you back, as long as they're worth you loving them
Gideon Lightwood: What if I were to ask you...
Gabriel Lightwood: Father is a worm


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Lupita Nyong’o photographed by Benoît Peverelli - 2014 Cannes Film Festival (source:edenliaothewomb)

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Lupita Nyong’o photographed by Benoît Peverelli - 2014 Cannes Film Festival (source:edenliaothewomb)


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